Seán’s family has nine tarantulas as pets, in addition to the two dogs, cat, and two polecats. It’s a regular menagerie over here. The tarantulas are pretty low key pets, they mostly just sit there like little creepy houseplants. Today, though, we took one of them out to play with him.
If you don’t like spiders, look away now.
His name is Bob, and he is very well behaved.
So that’s how my day started. Now, essays.